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In trying to curb eating out so much, we occasionally write down a menu to plan out the week’s meals. Much like donating one’s children to the orphanage, this seems like a good way to save money.

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It came and went so fast, I didn’t even realize it was here. Then it was gone — the one good hair day. 

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So there is a new volley of inanity to hit the Internet — besides all things Trump, AOC and Bee Gees memorabilia. It’s an idea that makes me think I really need to get my TV fixed so I can quit looking at the Internet.

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It’s time to do the unthinkable.  

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It’s no wonder this country can’t come together to find solutions to its most pressing problems like immigration, the dwindling middle class and the lack of moon colonies.

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Feminism has failed women in a very significant way, and for once, the patriarchy is not to blame.

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“We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We’re going to live on! We’re going to survive! Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!“ - Thus ends the most inspirational Fourth of July speech ever given.

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So last week started out the same way as many late night B movies — with an accident unleashing a powerful force of nature.

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I was fired over the weekend. 

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This week’s issue of The Richfield Reaper features our Best of the Best magazine. Each spring we host a survey asking people to submit their choices for everything from best furniture store to fries. The goal is to generate excitement, debate and possibly riots.

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If you’re one of the four people on planet Earth who hasn’t seen Avengers End Game by this point, avert your eyes.

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All right trailer guys, we have to have a talk. 

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The Sevier Valley Symphony gave me a sense of great relief when it played a medley of classical pieces once featured in Bugs Bunny cartoons. 

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The newest trend for detoxifying your body is apparently to juice celery and drink it. 

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Each morning a convoy of sleepy eyed teenagers is driven to the east parking lot of the high school where they are dropped off. 

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After years of work, scientists provided the first image of a black hole last week. 

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Some people judge seasons based on the snow in the air, frost on the windshield or the fact that they are wearing more layers than there are pages in the Mueller report.

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There are conversations you have face to face with people, and then there are those you have in your brain while unsuccessfully trying to sleep.

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The other night I went to the bowling alley and watched people bowl, because apparently there was no golf on television. 

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